Quote of the week archive

Please note: I try to update the quotes on a weekly basis, though I often forget - so take the week number as an identifier, not literally.

Week 1

“Good morning, starshine, the earth says hello!”

Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka.

Week 2

“Wasn’t supposed to be back ’til six. Fucker rolls in at five.”

Jack, Sideways.

Week 3

“Can you believe I fathered him with just one testicle?”

Bernie, Meet the Fockers.

Week 4

“Around the survivors a perimeter create. ”

Yoda, Episode II.

Week 5

“Welcome to The Suck.”

Troy, Jarhead.

Week 6

“If your honorable sister tells you to cut your leg, you cut your leg.”

Sayuri Nitta, Memoirs of a Geisha.

Week 7

“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”

Roy, IT Crowd.

Week 8

“More a question/query ooo minthhh…”

Adamskii.

Week 9

“I am a bounty hunter.”

Domino Harvey, Domino.

Week 10

“…the only two black faces surrounded by a sea of over-caffeinated white people, patrolled by the triggerhappy LAPD.”

Ludacris, Crash.

Week 11

“I’m having a turd day.”

Marion, Undead.

Week 12

“…stomp that ho?”

DJay, Hustle and Flow.

Week 13

“Pay strict attention to what I say because I choose my words carefully and I never repeat myself. ”

Dalton Russell, Inside Man.

Week 14

“Well, tomorrow’s the day the scary vulture said we’re all gonna die. [Falls asleep] ”

Sid, Ice Age 2.

Week 15

“I want to start it by licking a panel, here on the steering wheel.”

JC, Top Gear.

Week 16

“Tee-hee.”

Tommy, Saxondale.

Week 17

Elizabeth: “There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing.”

Jack: “I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.”

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest.

Week 18

“Fancy a butchers?”

Asian Kid, Vauxhall Zafira Ad.

Week 19

“Argh! I gots constussion!”

Little Miss Jocelyn.

Week 20

“We’re going to London… to buy a Heat magazine!”

Heat TV Ad.

Week 21

“It’s probably available in larger models - but I don’t give a shit.”

ashens, YouTube.

Week 22

“Don’t turn your computer off because you’ll annoy me!”

Anneka.

Week 23

“The sword was considered too powerful for anyone to posess, so it was removed and stored on a 1 gig flash drive.”

Southpark WoW.

Week 24

“In Kazakhstan we say, God, man, horse, dog, then woman, then rat.”

Borat.

Week 25

“It’s amazing what you can do with Photoshop these days.”

Mathis, Casino Royale.

Week 26

“I’m running Microsoft Windows Emo Edition. It gives itself viruses and reboots when it feels like it.”

sockpuppets, on Digg.com.

Week 27

“Wawaweewa!”

Borat.

Week 28

“Perfection is not when there’s nothing to add, but when there’s nothing to take away.”

Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, courtesy of A List Apart.

Week 29

“These blast points — too accurate for Sandpeople. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.”

Obiwan Kenobi, A New Hope.

Week 30

“Grandpa, were you a hero in the war?” “No”, I answered, “But I served in a company of heroes.”

Richard D. Winters, Band of Brothers.

Week 31

“You’re analog players in a digital world.”

Roman Nagel, Ocean’s 13.

Week 32

“…the final dong blowing one is my fav.”

Adamskii.

Week 33

“Can’t spot it. Must be a tiny thing hiding somewhere behind the Pearl.”

Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest.