Hot off the press, well not quite - is some news from yours truly. However, I shall not divulge the news until I know definately if the news is going to occur.
I’ll just leave you all guessing, maybe for a few days - a week - a month - or longer! Either way, it’s bo!
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September 14th, 2006 at 9:26 am
You have joined my office?!!!
Man this dude on another row has started today… fooking spitting image of you (even taller tho). weeeiiiird.
Goddammit now whats the news?
September 14th, 2006 at 10:55 am
The news is definately taking place. It should make me (relatively) famous too!
September 14th, 2006 at 11:03 am
haha the apprentice innit! Please say yes.
And when you win make me rich!
September 14th, 2006 at 11:04 am
” I shall not divulge the news until I know definately if the news is going to occur.”
Ok now you know tell us!
September 14th, 2006 at 11:29 am
It’s not the apprentice - I turned that down unfortunately (maybe next year!)
I’ll give you clues…
1) You’ve already seen what will make me famous (relatively)
2) I say relatively, as it’s not famous as in Justin Timberlake, but niche famous.
September 14th, 2006 at 11:33 am
O dear…your mean not telling them!!!!! But it is cool! WOOOO!!!!
September 14th, 2006 at 11:43 am
I would rather let Adamskii suffer and see it when it is unleashed upon the world…
September 14th, 2006 at 11:59 am
Releasing an adult video Titled on youtube is not gunna make you famous for long, but your entering a niche market so depending on what that means you could do it. Dont forget tea bagging (balls in eyes) has already been done.
September 14th, 2006 at 12:00 pm
Is this news bo for us or just you lol. I need some luck, so i hope its me.
September 14th, 2006 at 12:19 pm
Bo for me, in the short term. But I’d like to do it long term as a business…
September 14th, 2006 at 12:49 pm
HAHAHAHHA simon T BAGGIN, WOMAN GAGGING GHHAHAHAA
Ok its something to do with Red nineteen, you won a competition and you want to start a pooter modding business and your going to give me all the earnings and the competition winnings.
Ok if matt wont say, Anneka will! Spill those beans!
September 14th, 2006 at 1:00 pm
Close. I’ll spill.
Custom PC have contacted me as I uploaded 2 pics and a short description to their website a few weeks back. Apparently I’ve won the readers’ drives bit. Go take a look at an old issue and you’ll find the section right at the back. Basically, I have to write a 1000 word article that they’ll put in the magazine and they’re sending a pro photographer around next week to take pics of it.
The prizes are pretty cool too, basically a whole computer minus CPU and drives, which I worked out is worth about £550. Bonus.
It will be published in the December issue apparently, which is out at the end of October.
There, I spilled the beanos.
September 14th, 2006 at 1:24 pm
Damn, I wanted to just post the issue to you both and see if you spotted it… ah well.
September 14th, 2006 at 1:48 pm
So you took pictures of it and sent a description so they knew what it was? Thats got to be some weird shaped trophey. Id get pretty shy having a proffessional taking photos of it, but then if you can get a company going off it then well hey, go for it. I guess instead of seymour butts it could be purple nineteen incher production.
On a more serious note: Hehe, I knew I was close ;) Cant say ive got a custom pc here handy…. Does it mean youve won the computer stuff or not?
Get that business going, building pooters is fun.
September 14th, 2006 at 2:00 pm
Yes, I have won the computer stuff. They’ll send out the prizes soon, so I’ll be turning it into another modded PC most likely. I’ll give you more details when I get them.
EDIT: Go here (page 2) where you’ll see how I entered.
September 14th, 2006 at 2:41 pm
Oh my who knew that geekery would pay off.
Seeing you ‘turned the aprentice down’ perhaps you should try for beauty and the geek instead!
September 14th, 2006 at 2:44 pm
LOL@ BALLBAGGINS
Geekery always pays off. Richest dudes on planet are nerds or geeks or maybe oil tycoons. Them guys are just bastards.
September 14th, 2006 at 6:16 pm
I aint a bastard-geek though. So I think I’ll make half-a-millions, instead of millions.
I’ll be applying for the Apprentice next year no doubt…
September 14th, 2006 at 11:06 pm
Oil tycoons are the bastids making all this money off daft liquid. No reason why cars need fuel to run anymore, its all to do with the money. i think some documentary film is coming out about this.
Yay last day off work tommozaw better go bed. Btw i think this is most commented post ever.
September 15th, 2006 at 1:30 pm
19 comments, well 20 now with this one.
Half of them are from me though, which isn’t right! But hey ho.
September 15th, 2006 at 3:55 pm
No matter a record! half from me too, but thats an unusual amount of input from me.
Woowoo finished work, someone gave me a bottle of wine too..i gave them a doughnut haha. oh well. Time to get crunk 3 day party!
September 17th, 2006 at 11:16 pm
I got crunk and it wasnt pretty. Kids dont drink and walk.
September 18th, 2006 at 12:41 pm
Just an update on the Hot Topic - I have finished writing the 1,000 word article and it has been edited by the editor of the magazine ready for including in December’s issue. This week the photographer will be making a visit to take pictures of it all too.