R.I.P Mr Fishy


This morning I went to feed the fish, to feed the fish; to feed the fish (say it in a tuneful way).

However, when I lifted the lid of the tank, I found the Glass fish, and Shark fish had both died - as they were floating sideways on the surface of the water…

Now I know our water is OK, as we’ve taken samples to the Pet shop and they’ve confirmed it’s clean. And we feed them twice a day as required. So I’ve put it down to bullying, as Simon’s two new fish are still alive, and they’re the same fish type as one of the veterans of the tank.

From the evidence, I think we have a clear case here for murder, with the 3 Guarami’s the murderers.

So let’s stop this bullying at once, and put the remaining fish up for trial…

4 Responses to “R.I.P Mr Fishy”

  1. Annekspla Says:

    I stand as the defence for the fish that remain.
    What you failed to state in your opening speech is that the filter was broken…well clogged up with snails. This I may add is that your responsibility so infact could it be that YOU are the murderer! (well maybe its man or should i say fishslaughter?)
    Fish Killer
    Fish Killer
    Fish Killer!!!!!!
    I rest my case.
    RIP my fin friends.

  2. queenofthecarebears Says:

    Matt this is more serious than I first thought, I think we have a good case for the RSPCA to get involved with response to the two dead fish AND the snails stuck in the filter.

  3. Adamskii Says:

    Simons bought fish? hes not going to leave slickhouse is he! lol
    MMM fish and chips

  4. Matt Says:

    We bought him fish, as a moving in present, and for his birthday. They’re bullies though. We named one Adam, but I don’t know if the name has stuck - I reckon we rename them Arnie and Chuck Norris.

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